I Bet Eye Can Make You Laugh!

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When it comes to matters of the eyes, humor does not always pair well; however, let’s put our serious pants aside and enjoy some vision-related jokes and puns in honor of  National Tell a Joke Day!

 

Q: Did you hear the one about the optician who fell into the lens grinder?

A: He made a spectacle of himself.

 

Q: My optometrist and her husband are getting a divorce!

A: They couldn’t see eye to eye!

 

Q: What kind of music do optometrists listen to?

A:  iTunes.

 

Q: What was the lens’s excuse to the policeman?

A: I’ve been framed officer.

 

Q: Where is the eye located?

A: Between the H and the J.

 

Q: What did the mommy contact lens say to the naughty child contact lens?

A: I’ve had enough, go and sit in the cornea!

 

A woman walks into an optician to return a pair of spectacles that she purchased for her husband a week before.
The assistant asks, “What seems to be the problem, Madam?”
The woman replies, “I’m returning these spectacles I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.”

 

Q: Where does bad light end up?

A: In Prism

 

Patient: I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee

Optometrist: Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?

 

Remember to always take time to laugh.  It reduces stress, which can ultimately lead to healthier eyes!

 

This is a guest blog compiled by VSP Global Employee,  Julie D.

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  • GetOptometrist says:

    Man these jokes are cornea…

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