When it comes to matters of the eyes, humor does not always pair well; however, let’s put our serious pants aside and enjoy some vision-related jokes and puns in honor of National Tell a Joke Day!
Q: Did you hear the one about the optician who fell into the lens grinder?
A: He made a spectacle of himself.
Q: My optometrist and her husband are getting a divorce!
A: They couldn’t see eye to eye!
Q: What kind of music do optometrists listen to?
Q: What was the lens’s excuse to the policeman?
A: I’ve been framed officer.
Q: Where is the eye located?
A: Between the H and the J.
Q: What did the mommy contact lens say to the naughty child contact lens?
A: I’ve had enough, go and sit in the cornea!
A woman walks into an optician to return a pair of spectacles that she purchased for her husband a week before.
The assistant asks, “What seems to be the problem, Madam?”
The woman replies, “I’m returning these spectacles I bought for my husband. He’s still not seeing things my way.”
Q: Where does bad light end up?
A: In Prism
Patient: I keep getting a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink coffee
Optometrist: Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?
Remember to always take time to laugh. It reduces stress, which can ultimately lead to healthier eyes!
This is a guest blog compiled by VSP Global Employee, Julie D.